1. You get shot – any game that involves voluntarily getting shot at is a man game
2. The world is your urinal – no explanation needed
3. We don’t know the meaning of the word surrender…or that the statement is completed “or die”
4. Trask talking is essential – even if you get lit up like a Christmas tree
5. You have to take off clothes to reveal battle wounds
6. Paint balls don’t always break – ouch
7. Field speed of the guns is set to 290 FPS – dude that leaves a mark
8. Bright colored clothing makes you a target – most men do not own bright colored clothing
9. Rules are essential only for the purpose of taunting the other team. Outside of that they are of no use.
10. Crotch, head, face and chest shots are no fun if you are shooting a girl which takes all of the joy out of paintball
We took 32 guys out today to Paintball Atl and it was great. We had a blast and I got shot four times by Jacob Westbrook, man that kid hates my guts. My favorite was as I was exiting from the last game after being shot in the head, I took a face shot from a student who certainly knew I was out and yes I know who you are and I know where you sleep. Be very afraid.